#gi incorrect quotes

Kaeya, Thinking: Wait, Is Diluc actually into me? Kaeya, Thinking: Quick! try telling a joke and see if he laughs Kaeya: ...

Diluc: Wine or grape juice? Kaeya: Wine Diluc: Wrong, It’s grape juice...

Jean: It’s ok to ask for help Kaeya: You’re not a burden Diluc: Murder is ok Amber: Your feeling matter!...

Kaeya: Hey Diluc~? Can you tell me a bedtime story? Diluc: What? Kaeya: A bedtime story! Diluc: Fine. Diluc: There was once ...

Aether: [points at Amber] A human turtleneck, [points at Lisa] a narcissistic monster, [points at Kaeya] and literally ...

Diluc: You're losing blood. What's your type? Kaeya, bleeding out: Red hair, good at fighting, good at making wine- Diluc: ...

Venti: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view? Zhongli: [Crouches down to Venti's height] Venti: I ...

Diluc, Venti and Kaeya: [Screaming] Jean: [Runs into the room] WHAT’S WRONG DILUC?! Kaeya: Wait, why are you asking Diluc that,......

Kaeya: Plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. Plankton made a wife who ...

Diluc: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds. Kaeya: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?!?! Diluc: NO! FOUR TO ...

Aether: We need to cut down on expenses, what can we live without? Lumine: Probably Paimon Paimon: HEY!...

Jean: How was the honeymoon? Diluc: Kaeya got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate. Diluc: he said “good luck ...

Venti: [Drunk] You can’t tell me what to do! I’m god! Diluc: Literally speaking, yes, you are Diluc: But in this situation, no,......

Diona: Diluc really can't be good at everything; maybe he's a bad kisser or something? Kaeya: No, he's good at that too Diona:......

Lisa: Top reasons to get married? Amber: Firmly saying, ""That's my lady!"" and knocking them out with one punch. Lisa: .........

Aether: Uh, Lumine, can I ask you a question? Lumine: Yeah? Aether: Why are we lying on the ground? Lumine: Amber knocked ...

Kaeya: Look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick me in the ankles? Diona: ... [Later] Jean: Why is Kaeya crying on ...

Amber: I have a solution. Jean: Thank goodness. Amber: It involves fire. Jean: Absolutely not....

Diluc: You remind me of someone I once met. Kaeya: Were they smart, funny, and drop dead gorgeous? Diluc: More like obnoxious,......

Diluc: To clarify, when I say 'I'm thirsty' that means I want a glass of water Diluc: Not for you to throw a bucket of water ...

Klee, T-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure. Diluc, not even looking up from his coffee: Good morning, ...

Kaeya: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars? Amber: Yellow. Kaeya: ...

Amber: Yo i'm poggin Jean: What the FUCK does that even MEAN-...

Zhongli: Hey Childe, what's your greatest fear? Childe: Being abandoned by everyone I know and love Zhongli: Oh. that's ...