#incorrect genshin quotes

Jean, to Varka, over the phone: Don’t worry, we have this completely under control! [explosion goes off behind her] Jean: ...

Heard in Mondstadt (#48)...

Scara: *Accidentally hits Childe in the face* Scara: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are ...

Thoma: Imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life Zhongli: It would be nice to have ...

Xiao: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one....

Zhongli: How was your honeymoon? Lumine: Childe got very drunk and burned our wedding certificate Zhongli: Wait what? Why?......

Kaeya: You gotta be careful with girls named Katherine because it could be spelled Katherine or Kathryn or Catherine, Cathryn,......

Jean: I’m going out for a little while, Lisa is in charge. I left everyone instructions in their rooms Kaeya: Mine just ...

Childe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Diluc: Wasn’t Kaeya with you? Kaeya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised,......

Diluc: [Having a breakdown] Kaeya: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this. Kaeya: But there is only space in this family ...

Heard in Liyue (#26)...

Heard in Mondstadt (#24)...

Ganyu: you're ignoring all your problems Keqing: yeah, i know Ganyu: you know thats not a healthy coping ...

Kaeya: Okay, truth or dare? Albedo: Truth Kaeya: How many hours have you slept this week? Albedo: Albedo: ...Dare Kaeya: Go ...

Jean: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! Klee, sitting in the middle of a completely destroyed kitchen, covered in water: I couldn't open ...

Arataki Itto: Pleeaaase? I'll owe you Kujou Sara: You don't have anything I want Arataki Itto: No, but I bet there's ...

Ayato: Fuck Club Penguin, I got banned. Thoma:What did he say? Ayaka: "Bitch throw another snowball at me, I dare you" Ayato:......

Random cat: Meow. Diona: You sly bastard, I would have never thought of that. Bennett: I'm sorry, can she actually speak cat ...

Y/n: I just figured something out. I got to go! Eula: Aren't you forgetting something? Y/n: *hesitantly kisses Eula'...

Albedo: I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Kaeya: Oh, I’m always running Kaeya: The question ...

Y/N: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of here. Childe, sighing: No it’s my fault. I should'nt've used my one phone ...

Y/N, after stubbing their toe: OW FUCK!- Ayaka, doing paperwork: Y/N, your language! Y/N, rubbing their toe: What else am ...

Keqing: why are you smiling? Did something good happen? Ningguang: can't i just smile because i feel like it? Ganyu: Beidou ...

Fischl: y/n, in your professional opinion, how do I die? Y/n:gangland execution style, we never find your head. Bennett ...