#incorrect genshin impact quotes

Thoma: Imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life Zhongli: It would be nice to have ...

Xiao: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one....

Zhongli: How was your honeymoon? Lumine: Childe got very drunk and burned our wedding certificate Zhongli: Wait what? Why?......

Kaeya: You gotta be careful with girls named Katherine because it could be spelled Katherine or Kathryn or Catherine, Cathryn,......

Jean: I’m going out for a little while, Lisa is in charge. I left everyone instructions in their rooms Kaeya: Mine just ...

Childe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Diluc: Wasn’t Kaeya with you? Kaeya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised,......

Diluc: [Having a breakdown] Kaeya: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this. Kaeya: But there is only space in this family ...

Jean: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! Klee, sitting in the middle of a completely destroyed kitchen, covered in water: I couldn't open ...

Arataki Itto: Pleeaaase? I'll owe you Kujou Sara: You don't have anything I want Arataki Itto: No, but I bet there's ...

Ayato: Fuck Club Penguin, I got banned. Thoma:What did he say? Ayaka: "Bitch throw another snowball at me, I dare you" Ayato:......

Random cat: Meow. Diona: You sly bastard, I would have never thought of that. Bennett: I'm sorry, can she actually speak cat ...

Y/n: I just figured something out. I got to go! Eula: Aren't you forgetting something? Y/n: *hesitantly kisses Eula'...

Y/N: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of here. Childe, sighing: No it’s my fault. I should'nt've used my one phone ...

Y/N, after stubbing their toe: OW FUCK!- Ayaka, doing paperwork: Y/N, your language! Y/N, rubbing their toe: What else am ...

Kaeya: If I pull my foot off and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you? Diluc: you'll most likely mentally ...

Amber: Welcome, fellow idiots  Eula: hello, Amber  Amber: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot  Eula: You underestimate me...

Kaeya: [going undercover as a Treasure Hoarder] I’m a wanted man, Diluc Diluc: [knowing this, but going to go beat him ...

venti: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. zhongli: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the ...

Bennett: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband??? [Ten minutes later] Bennett: I may ...

Xiao: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now Kaeya: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get ...

Aether: Hu Tao, are you doing a sale on coffins? Hu Tao: Yeah, why? Aether: Can I get one for Tartaglia? Hu Tao: Oh, he died?......

Kaeya, looking at Albedo: he could kill me and I'd thank him Diluc: yeah, I'd thank him too...

Fischl: “Woman”? No, you misheard. I’m an omen Keqing: I don’t identify as “Male” or “Female”, I identify as a warning. Barbara:......

Zhongli: sometimes ruin guards can be really aggressive so it's important to take all necessary precautions ...