#gi amber

Cringe, but effective...

Practice...

Mischievous Birthday...

With friends like these…...

Kaeya: You gotta be careful with girls named Katherine because it could be spelled Katherine or Kathryn or Catherine, Cathryn,......

Someone has to...

Amber: Welcome, fellow idiots  Eula: hello, Amber  Amber: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot  Eula: You underestimate me...

Amber, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Kaeya: Do you think other people can't hear you?...

Jean: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching children die inside. Jean: A ...

Kaeya: Jean has a photo of Amber, Lisa and I in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and ...

Amber: Is there a word for a mix between angry and sad? Lisa: Disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated– Kaeya: Smad....

Amber: Friendships are weird.  Amber: Like I’d give Kaeya or Lisa a kidney no questions asked, but no way in hell are they ...

Diluc: Did you four really think you were going to get away with this? Aether: Klee: Amber: Kaeya: Well, it would be stupid ...

Jean: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of actions? Kaeya: T-posing to assert dominance. Jean:......

Kaeya: Don't let Diluc fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet. Amber: No fucking way! Diluc: It gave me ...

Jean: Have you see Klee? Lisa: I’m sure everything is fine. We left her with Amber Jean: Those two sentences do not go together...

Klee: What's a five letter word for an inconvenience? Lisa: Bitch Amber: Whore Diluc: Kaeya Jean: This is why we can't ...

Jean: Why am I considered the most responsible one? Barbara: I once broke my hand after getting really into a song and ...

Jean: “She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.” Amber: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen. Lisa: When his parents built a ...

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]...

Amber: Yo i'm poggin Jean: What the FUCK does that even MEAN-...

Kaeya: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars? Amber: Yellow. Kaeya: ...

Amber: I have a solution. Jean: Thank goodness. Amber: It involves fire. Jean: Absolutely not....

Aether: Uh, Lumine, can I ask you a question? Lumine: Yeah? Aether: Why are we lying on the ground? Lumine: Amber knocked ...