#source: spongebob squarepants

Paimon: If you had to choose between Aether and all the money Paimon has in her wallet, which would you choose? Venti: ...

Barbara: What could be better than serving up smiles? Rosaria: Being dead, or anything else....

Diluc: You’re making me claustrophobic. Razor: What’s that mean? Klee: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus. Diluc: No ...

Kaeya: Hey Diluc~? Can you tell me a bedtime story? Diluc: What? Kaeya: A bedtime story! Diluc: Fine. Diluc: There was once ...