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Aether: Hu Tao, are you doing a sale on coffins? Hu Tao: Yeah, why? Aether: Can I get one for Tartaglia? Hu Tao: Oh, he died?......

“Someone who spends way too much time picking their eye is probably thinking of eating something from it”  - Venti...

Venti: [Drunk] You can’t tell me what to do! I’m god! Diluc: Literally speaking, yes, you are Diluc: But in this situation, no,......

Kaeya: Hey Diluc~? Can you tell me a bedtime story? Diluc: What? Kaeya: A bedtime story! Diluc: Fine. Diluc: There was once ...