#incorrect quotes

Xingqiu: I give up. I am so tired. Xiangling: Get the emergency supply! Chongyun: *carries Y/n and places them in front ...

Jean, to Varka, over the phone: Don’t worry, we have this completely under control! [explosion goes off behind her] Jean: ...

Heard in Mondstadt (#48)...

Thoma: Imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life Zhongli: It would be nice to have ...

Xiao: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one....

Zhongli: How was your honeymoon? Lumine: Childe got very drunk and burned our wedding certificate Zhongli: Wait what? Why?......

Kaeya: You gotta be careful with girls named Katherine because it could be spelled Katherine or Kathryn or Catherine, Cathryn,......

Jean: I’m going out for a little while, Lisa is in charge. I left everyone instructions in their rooms Kaeya: Mine just ...

Childe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Diluc: Wasn’t Kaeya with you? Kaeya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised,......

Diluc: [Having a breakdown] Kaeya: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this. Kaeya: But there is only space in this family ...

Scaramouche to the Traveler: I’m not the same person I was when we last met. I’ve changed my ways, and I’ve devoted ...

Heard in Liyue (#26)...

Heard in Mondstadt (#24)...

Ganyu: you're ignoring all your problems Keqing: yeah, i know Ganyu: you know thats not a healthy coping ...

Ayaka: I need a 7 letter word for disappointment. Kujou Sara: Arataki Ayaka: Kujou Sara: it fits...

Childe, carrying a large box: what would you say if i came home with 4 puppies one day Lumine: Lumine: what's in ...

Itto, already snickering: what do you call a fish with no eyes? Traveler, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Itto: Itto: fsh...

Jean: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! Klee, sitting in the middle of a completely destroyed kitchen, covered in water: I couldn't open ...

Arataki Itto: Pleeaaase? I'll owe you Kujou Sara: You don't have anything I want Arataki Itto: No, but I bet there's ...

Klee: dear Santa Klee: i think ive been good this year. Klee: Most of this year Klee: Once in a while Klee: .... Klee:......

Ayato: Fuck Club Penguin, I got banned. Thoma:What did he say? Ayaka: "Bitch throw another snowball at me, I dare you" Ayato:......