#genshin impact funny

Bennett: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband??? [Ten minutes later] Bennett: I may ...

Fischl: “Woman”? No, you misheard. I’m an omen Keqing: I don’t identify as “Male” or “Female”, I identify as a warning. Barbara:......

Childe: Are you okay? Aether: No. Childe: Oh, cool. I was just checking....

Childe: Nose  Childe: Lol I typed nose with my nose  Lumine: Heart  Childe: What the fuck  Childe: ...Lumine?  Childe:......

Zhongli: Your insolence goes too far Childe: Wrong! It can go a lot further...

Xiao: I hate when people try to tell me what to do like for example, the other day Rex Lapis and Lumine were telling me to '...

Childe: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep ...

Childe: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you wanted so I got all of them!! Lumine: Babe, that's like 300 boxes of ...

Childe: [Hugs Scaramouche]  Scaramouche: What are you doing?  Childe: Appreciating the little things in life.  Scaramouche: ...

Kaeya: Do I look like I know what I am doing? Paimon: yes? Kaeya: Wow, I sure fooled you...

Aether: Hey Kaeya, what you doing here?  Kaeya: This is where I come to cry.  Aether: What?  Kaeya: I said this is where I ...

Lumine: What’s your greatest strength?  Bennett: Getting out of corn mazes.  Lumine: Uh… ok. And your greatest weakness? ......

Lisa: Am I right, Kaeya? Kaeya: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening....

Diluc: I just want to hear those three little words. Kaeya: I love you. Diluc: Nice try. Kaeya, pouting: I'll be careful....

Childe: I got grounded for a whole week because I came home late. Lumine: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone'...

Bennett: Would anyone care for a tarot reading? Barbara: Wow Bennett! I didn’t think you knew- Barbara: ... Barbara: ...

Diluc: Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old. Klee: What do ...

Venti: Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North Paimon: ...

Jean: Klee, what the hell happened here?! Klee: UwU Jean: Don’t you UwU me, what the hell did you do?!...

Aether: what is your greatest fear?  Noelle: sharks  Klee: heights  Diluc: that one day the world will end in a wasteland ...

Kaeya: I never brag.  Diluc: You once called your face the "proof of God's existence."  Kaeya: Was I wrong?...

Kaeya: My last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”...

Childe: Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they'...

Kaeya: [Picture of a fortune cookie tab that reads "a friend has good news for you"]  Kaeya: So what's the news?  Diluc: I'm ...