#gi Childe

Thoma: Imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life Zhongli: It would be nice to have ...

Zhongli: How was your honeymoon? Lumine: Childe got very drunk and burned our wedding certificate Zhongli: Wait what? Why?......

Childe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Diluc: Wasn’t Kaeya with you? Kaeya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised,......

Mondstadt:...

Childe: Are you okay? Aether: No. Childe: Oh, cool. I was just checking....

Childe: Nose  Childe: Lol I typed nose with my nose  Lumine: Heart  Childe: What the fuck  Childe: ...Lumine?  Childe:......

Zhongli: Your insolence goes too far Childe: Wrong! It can go a lot further...

Childe: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep ...

Childe: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you wanted so I got all of them!! Lumine: Babe, that's like 300 boxes of ...

Childe: [Hugs Scaramouche]  Scaramouche: What are you doing?  Childe: Appreciating the little things in life.  Scaramouche: ...

Childe: I got grounded for a whole week because I came home late. Lumine: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone'...

Childe: Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they'...

Kaeya: After you kill me, please give the Knights of Favonius my regards. Childe: What should I tell them? Kaeya: Regards....

Childe: Would you take a bullet for me? Zhongli: I'd take a bullet for anything at this point....

Childe: Do you want some tea? Zhongli: What are the options. Childe: Yes or no....

I want my sister back...

Childe: I have been informed that running through camp shouting “WHO’S UP FOR A FIGHT” doesn’t technically quality as ...

Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Zhongli: Oh no! Are they ok? Childe: Did they win?...

Childe: My kink is being in a loving and caring relationship. Venti: That's so extra, just settle for bondage like the rest ...

I've calmed down from freaking out about the fact that Childe wants to quit his job and travel with us,Only to remember the ...

I didn't think I could like Childe more,But after doing his quest,I have,somehow, fallen even more for the man. And he has ...

Lumine: The world population is 7,810,521,683 people, just in case someone started feeling too important. Childe: 7,810,521,...

Zhongli: Hey Childe, what's your greatest fear? Childe: Being abandoned by everyone I know and love Zhongli: Oh. that's ...

I know the fight with Childe is supposed to be this dramatic climax of the geo archon quest line and all,but I can't help ...