#gi jean

Jean: I’m going out for a little while, Lisa is in charge. I left everyone instructions in their rooms Kaeya: Mine just ...

Jean: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! Klee, sitting in the middle of a completely destroyed kitchen, covered in water: I couldn't open ...

Mondstadt:...

Jean: Klee, what the hell happened here?! Klee: UwU Jean: Don’t you UwU me, what the hell did you do?!...

Kaeya: Diluc isn’t answering his phone Jean: I’ll call Lisa: Kaeya and I have both tried six times each, what makes you ...

Jean: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching children die inside. Jean: A ...

Jean: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Diluc? Diluc: No Kaeya: I do  Jean: I know, Kaeya Kaeya: I'm sad  Jean: ...

Jean: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Lisa: You’re too hot and I still can eat you. Kaeya: One dinner. I just want ...

Kaeya: Jean has a photo of Amber, Lisa and I in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and ...

Jean: Be careful.  Kaeya: I always am.  Jean: I respectfully disagree....

Diluc: Some people are like slinkies  Jean: Diluc: Not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when ...

Jean: Lumine is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on their mind Lisa: Boys? Lumine: Homicide...

Kaeya: Wouldn’t it be fucked up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them? Jean: Kaeya, ...

Kaeya: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Lisa: Weak. Jean: Strong. Diluc: A fucking idiot that’s what ...

Jean: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of actions? Kaeya: T-posing to assert dominance. Jean:......

Lisa: Who would win in a fight between Kaeya and Lumine? Jean: I can't answer that. Kaeya is my friend. Lisa: So, Lumine? Jean:......

Jean: Have you see Klee? Lisa: I’m sure everything is fine. We left her with Amber Jean: Those two sentences do not go together...

Kaeya: I want to be like a caterpillar. Jean: Explain. Kaeya: Eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful. Jean: You know you would ...

Their character quests in a nutshell...

Kaeya: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and the Knights of Favonius arriving at the gates of hell,......

Diluc, watching an awkward Jean and Lisa flirting: They’re cute. I’d put them in a boat. Kaeya: What? Diluc: Isn’t that ...

Jean: would you say that you're independent? Aether: [looks at Paimon] Paimon: [nods] Aether: I'd say so, yes...

Kaeya: If the KIDS toys in Toy Story are alive, wouldn't that mean that- Jean: Don't. I know what you're thinking. Don't....

Klee: What's a five letter word for an inconvenience? Lisa: Bitch Amber: Whore Diluc: Kaeya Jean: This is why we can't ...