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Thoma: Imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life Zhongli: It would be nice to have ...

Xiao: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one....

Zhongli: How was your honeymoon? Lumine: Childe got very drunk and burned our wedding certificate Zhongli: Wait what? Why?......

Kaeya: You gotta be careful with girls named Katherine because it could be spelled Katherine or Kathryn or Catherine, Cathryn,......

Jean: I’m going out for a little while, Lisa is in charge. I left everyone instructions in their rooms Kaeya: Mine just ...

Childe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Diluc: Wasn’t Kaeya with you? Kaeya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised,......

Diluc: [Having a breakdown] Kaeya: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this. Kaeya: But there is only space in this family ...

Xingqiu: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry? Xiangling: General mathematics 6th edition....

Gorou: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Kokomi: Self-esteem,......

Paimon: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Kokomi: ‘Prettiest Smile’ Gorou: ‘Nicest Personality’ Itto: ‘Most likely ...

Jean: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! Klee, sitting in the middle of a completely destroyed kitchen, covered in water: I couldn't open ...

Arataki Itto: Pleeaaase? I'll owe you Kujou Sara: You don't have anything I want Arataki Itto: No, but I bet there's ...

Ayato: Fuck Club Penguin, I got banned. Thoma:What did he say? Ayaka: "Bitch throw another snowball at me, I dare you" Ayato:......

Random cat: Meow. Diona: You sly bastard, I would have never thought of that. Bennett: I'm sorry, can she actually speak cat ...

Koujou Sara: I feel like doing something stupid  Arataki Itto: I’m stupid, do me Koujou Sara: What Arataki Itto: What...

Scaramouche: People are always asking me if I’m a morning person or a night person and I’m just like, ‘buddy, I’m barely even ...

Xiangling: The only essential oil is olive....

Kaeya: I really want to have one drink but if god wants me to have three then twenty-seven it is....

Bennett: Hey guys, what's the worst pet to have? Razor: A cat. Barbara: A dog. Fischl: A child....

Diluc: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis....

Jean: What happened?! I left for two minutes! Klee: Diona and I are playing dress up, Qiqi is making us question our existence,......

Venti: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial? Xiao: 7. Venti: What's 6? Xiao: Chinese takeout....

Kaeya: If I pull my foot off and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you? Diluc: you'll most likely mentally ...

Amber: Welcome, fellow idiots  Eula: hello, Amber  Amber: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot  Eula: You underestimate me...