#gi fatui

Childe: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep ...

Childe: [Hugs Scaramouche]  Scaramouche: What are you doing?  Childe: Appreciating the little things in life.  Scaramouche: ...

Scaramouche: HEY HEY CUT THE MUSIC! Scaramouche: Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and now my sock is wet Scaramouche:......