#genshin impact incorrect quotes

amber: i'm a lesbiab amber: lesbiam amber: les bien kaeya: it's okay take your time amber, tearing up: girls...

Kaeya, Thinking: Wait, Is Diluc actually into me? Kaeya, Thinking: Quick! try telling a joke and see if he laughs Kaeya: ...

Paimon: You were hurt, what do you remember? Childe: just the ambulance ride. Paimon: We didn’t take an ambulance, Lumine ...

Kaeya: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong? Jean: You’re weak Lisa: You’re strong Diluc: you’re stupid...

[Something blows up] Jean: Klee, what did you do?! Klee: my best....

Diluc: Venti, we need to talk about your professionalism. Venti: [Standing on a chair] Those are some mighty brave words for ...

Zhongli, in court: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as to request the death penalty. Ningguang: is ...

Knights of Favonius: Are you lying? Venti: That depends on how you define lying. Knights of Favonius: Well I define it as ...

Diluc: I like my coffee like I like my nights. Diluc: Endless and impossible to sleep through....

Zhongli: Here you go. Nice, hot cup of coffee. Childe: it’s Zhongli: Nice cup of coffee. Childe: it ...

Kaeya: My heads hurts. Diluc: that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity...

Childe: [backflips over his responsibilities] Childe: PARKOUR!...

Aether: [points at Amber] A human turtleneck, [points at Lisa] a narcissistic monster, [points at Kaeya] and literally ...

me: *runs around and picks up every plant i see* a not shiny lamp grass: hey me: oh hey me: wait no-...

Venti: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view? Zhongli: [Crouches down to Venti's height] Venti: I ...

Paimon: It’s so I’m scared. Bennett: Don’t worry, Paimon. I got this. Bennett: [stomps foot] Bennett: [Sketchers ...

Lumine: [walking down the stairs] Is something Kaeya: [leaning seductively against the counter] Just my desire ...

Diluc: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds. Kaeya: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?!?! Diluc: NO! FOUR TO ...

Aether: We need to cut down on expenses, what can we live without? Lumine: Probably Paimon Paimon: HEY!...

Childe: My best friend must be of the utmost logical mind and— Zhongli: [Trips over a plant and apologizes to it] Childe: —...

Klee: Hey Diluc, can I go get some candy? Diluc: what did Kaeya say? Klee: no Diluc: then why do you think I’ll let you? Klee:......

Venti: [Drunk] You can’t tell me what to do! I’m god! Diluc: Literally speaking, yes, you are Diluc: But in this situation, no,......

Xiao: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I strike fear into— Lumine: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe Xiao: he ...

Barbara: You tricked me. Venti, nervous: Look, I can explain. Barbara: I'm a healer but- *brings out gun*...