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Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass Ethan: What the fuck- Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot....

xiao: I'm telling you aether you have to stop letting other people walk over you xiao: [walks over him] aether: [wheezes] okA–...

xiao: *screams into a jar and then puts a lid on it* xiao: everythings fine...

Daniela : So I'm sitting there, virgin blood on my titties- Heisenberg : *falling over laughing* Alcina : *in the other room*......

[driving] diluc: go, go! why are you going so fucking slow!? GO!! kaeya: [covering his ears] dil they can't hear you diluc:......

Man blood isn’t a healthy snack.

Kaeya: *grinning ear to ear as he shoots a gun towards the ceiling, making a very loud noise* Diluc: *falls off his chair in ...

Sucrose: Mister Albedo, what do you want to eat? Festering Desire: The souls of the Albedo: A bagel ...

Ningguang: Ok- You know what? You’re in time out, get on top of the fridge! Get up there! Zhongli: This house is a ...

Klee:*running around* Jean: Let me see what you have? Klee: A bomb! Jean: Noooooo!!!...

Amber: Hey, Kaeya! I heard it's your your birthday! Kaeya: Yeah. What'd you get me? Amber: The only thing you don't have. ...

Kaeya: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil… Diluc, slamming the table: Can’...

Chongyun: Ooh Xingqiu,i’m eating ice creaamm!✨ Xingqiu: Guess what i’m eating?Popcorrnn!✨...

Jean: Klee, what do you have there? Klee: A knife! Jean: nO- Lisa: Dear Barbatos, why does she have a knife-...

Traveler: How was your pasta? Paimon: Oh, great! Send my compliments to the chef. Traveler: Alright! Traveler: ...

Qiqi: Daddy? Xiao: ... Do I look like-...

Traveler: Hey, what do you want to eat? Fischl: The souls of the innocent! Oz: She means a bagel. Fischl: No! Oz: Two bagels....