#re8 incorrect quotes

[Y/n getting pinned by Lady Dimitrescu] Alcina: Who else did you bring, human?! Y/n: *sweating* Boobs- SHIT!...

Alcina trying on a new outfit...

Alcina: Daniela, dear heart, I am your mother. Please stop calling me "bestie"....

Y/N: Isn't it nice having dinner at home as a family, dear? Alcina: Of course, draga mea. But given the Alcina:......

Maiden : On a scale from 1 to 10 you’re a 9 because I’m the 1 you need Alcina : I’m a ten Maiden : No it’s a pickup li- Alcina :......

Alcina trying to get the maid to apologize for something but it goes awry...

Heisenberg: Hey, Alcina. Have you ever heard of the decanting technique "Updog?" Alcina: No. Heisenberg: Really? You've ...

Daniela coming up from the cellar completely sauced on maiden wine...

Bela: Come on, Maman. She's just teasing you! Alcina: That's right, dearest, I was just teasing! You always tease the one ...

Alcina showing off a new dress to her girls...

Alcina trying to get Mother Miranda's approval to marry Y/N at a Four Lords Meeting...

Mother Miranda: I think we should adopt another kid. Lady Dimitrescu: If by "kid" you mean "member", then no, you already have ...

Heisenberg: Why do we have to dress up for Mother Miranda? Lady Dimitrescu: To show her we have our act together. Heisenberg,......

Alcina: after catching her reflection while chasing Ethan Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?...

Alcina: This is strictly off the record, but biologically, Y/N's only five years younger than I am. Heisenberg: In what, Alcina,......

Daniela: feeding messily from a poor maiden Alcina: to Bela Is it a wonder I never breastfed her???...

Alcina: CassAAAANNNNDRAAAAA! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming ...

RE8 characters as old Tumblr memes...

Heisenberg: Request for you not to be a bitch. Lady Dimitrescu: Request denied....

Lady Dimitrescu: Yesterday I overheard Cassandra saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bela replying “Trust me”, and ...

Lady Dimitrescu: You better have a good reason for doing this! Heisenberg: I have several! Heisenberg: Heisenberg:......

Bela: Look, mother! I bought wooden clogs for Christmas. I’m starting a new tradition. Lady Dimitrescu: What’s wrong with ...

Lady Dimitrescu: Mother Miranda! There’s a monster underneath my bed, and he’s really ugly. Heisenberg, from the bottom bunk:......

Lady Dimitrescu: Why can’t Heisenberg just go live back with his own family? Moreau: He hasn’t spoken to his dad in years ...