#tall vampire mommy

Maid, via text: My Lady, I decided to knit you mittens for winter. So, if I may, could you send a picture of your hands ...

Bruh everything reminds me of her 😩 I was painting my room and a part of the wall looked a lot like the texture of ...

I just wanna disappear between Lady Dimitrescu's boobs...

Alcina: Daniela, dear heart, I am your mother. Please stop calling me "bestie"....

Daniela coming up from the cellar completely sauced on maiden wine...

Bela: Come on, Maman. She's just teasing you! Alcina: That's right, dearest, I was just teasing! You always tease the one ...

Alcina showing off a new dress to her girls...

Alcina: after catching her reflection while chasing Ethan Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?...

Someone needs to draw Alcina Dimitrescu elegantly riding a giraffe 🦒...

Alcina: This is strictly off the record, but biologically, Y/N's only five years younger than I am. Heisenberg: In what, Alcina,......

Daniela: feeding messily from a poor maiden Alcina: to Bela Is it a wonder I never breastfed her???...

Alcina: CassAAAANNNNDRAAAAA! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming ...

Why do I keep finding Heisenberg x Readers in the Lady Dimitrescu tag. Like the very last thing I want to read when I ...

This is probably how it went down when Maggie was recording effort/bloodsucking lines for Lady D...

Alcina: If you didn't like the dress you should have just told me! Cassandra: Hey, I was just trying to be helpful! Alcina:......

You: Lesbian Vampire Me, an intellectual: Fruit bat...

Cassandra to Bela: Watch this. Cassandra to Y/N: Maman, what do bees make? Y/N: Honey? Alcina: Yes, dearest? What ...

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass Ethan: What the fuck- Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot....

I have no idea what the hell, really, Resident Evil is all about save for two things — that Tall Vampire Lady is considered ...

I personally think it's fucking hysterical that myself and other writers keep calling our OCs "maiden" in our Alcina x ...

Alcina: That maid over there is undressing me with her eyes. Head Maid: Would you like me to move her, my Lady? Alcina: Not yet,......

Enjoy my lady Dimitrescu grace and claws at the end. Mommy is coming for you....

Alcina: walks in to Cassandra's room Dearest, can you turn down your music? I'm crunching numbers today and I'm having ...

Ethan: smashes Alcina's pots Alcina: maniacally laughing Joke's on you, stupid man-thing! All of those pots are insured!...