#resident evil incorrect quotes

Moreau: [watching a romance movie, tears streaming down face] Lady Dimitrescu: Moreau! Mother Miranda has found an ...

Alcina:[wearing a black dress] Alcina: Just so embarrassed to be seen in this old thing. Karl: Don't worry, Alcina. The ...

Alcina: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner! Heisenburg: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests....

Lady Dimitrescu: Do you take constructive criticism? Heisenburg: No only cash or credit...

Lady D: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Donna: Yeah, I could legally drink! Moreau: I could hang with ...

Lady D: I'm Lady Dimitrescu. I fight with my claws and my breasts. Fandom: NOW we're talking! Heisenberg: My name'...

Mother Miranda: I think we should adopt another kid. Lady Dimitrescu: If by "kid" you mean "member", then no, you already have ...

Heisenberg: Why do we have to dress up for Mother Miranda? Lady Dimitrescu: To show her we have our act together. Heisenberg,......

RE8 characters as old Tumblr memes...

Heisenberg: Request for you not to be a bitch. Lady Dimitrescu: Request denied....

Lady Dimitrescu: Yesterday I overheard Cassandra saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bela replying “Trust me”, and ...

Lady Dimitrescu: You better have a good reason for doing this! Heisenberg: I have several! Heisenberg: Heisenberg:......

Bela: Look, mother! I bought wooden clogs for Christmas. I’m starting a new tradition. Lady Dimitrescu: What’s wrong with ...

Lady Dimitrescu: Mother Miranda! There’s a monster underneath my bed, and he’s really ugly. Heisenberg, from the bottom bunk:......

Lady Dimitrescu: Why can’t Heisenberg just go live back with his own family? Moreau: He hasn’t spoken to his dad in years ...

[During one of Lady Dimitrescu’s gatherings] Lady Dimitrescu: Heisenberg, are you drunk?! Karl: Workin’ on it....