#incorrect resident evil quotes

Alcina: I'm a reverse necromancer. Y/N: Isn't that just killing people? Alcina: Ah, technicality....

Mother Miranda: So, what do you think? Alcina: Sorry, I wasn't listening. But, I strongly disagree with Heisenberg. ...

Y/N: *phone rings* Bela: *looks over* Oh, wow. You still call your mother 'Mommy'? Aren't you a bit too old for that? Y/N:......

Y/N(with a large box in her hands): What would you say if I came home one day with 10 puppies? Alcina: Alcina: What's in ...

Alcina trying on a new outfit...

Alcina:[wearing a black dress] Alcina: Just so embarrassed to be seen in this old thing. Karl: Don't worry, Alcina. The ...

Alcina: Daniela, dear heart, I am your mother. Please stop calling me "bestie"....

Lady Dimitrescu: *filming a tiktok* Oh look, it’s me, a 9 foot 7 woman, walking through my castle… would anyone like to be ...

Y/N: Isn't it nice having dinner at home as a family, dear? Alcina: Of course, draga mea. But given the Alcina:......

Alcina trying to get the maid to apologize for something but it goes awry...

Heisenberg: Hey, Alcina. Have you ever heard of the decanting technique "Updog?" Alcina: No. Heisenberg: Really? You've ...

Daniela coming up from the cellar completely sauced on maiden wine...

Bela: Come on, Maman. She's just teasing you! Alcina: That's right, dearest, I was just teasing! You always tease the one ...

Alcina showing off a new dress to her girls...

Alcina trying to get Mother Miranda's approval to marry Y/N at a Four Lords Meeting...

Alcina: after catching her reflection while chasing Ethan Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?...

Cassandra: Donna, how do I get revenge ? Donna: the best revenge is living well and moving on. Cassandra: Cassandra: Mother,......

Alcina: This is strictly off the record, but biologically, Y/N's only five years younger than I am. Heisenberg: In what, Alcina,......

Daniela: feeding messily from a poor maiden Alcina: to Bela Is it a wonder I never breastfed her???...

Alcina: CassAAAANNNNDRAAAAA! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming ...

RE8 characters as old Tumblr memes...

Heisenberg: Request for you not to be a bitch. Lady Dimitrescu: Request denied....

Lady Dimitrescu: Yesterday I overheard Cassandra saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bela replying “Trust me”, and ...

Lady Dimitrescu: You better have a good reason for doing this! Heisenberg: I have several! Heisenberg: Heisenberg:......