#gi lisa

Jean and Lisa cuddling their s/o...

Aether: [points at Amber] A human turtleneck, [points at Lisa] a narcissistic monster, [points at Kaeya] and literally ...

Lisa: Top reasons to get married? Amber: Firmly saying, ""That's my lady!"" and knocking them out with one punch. Lisa: .........

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]...

Jean: “She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.” Amber: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen. Lisa: When his parents built a ...

Jean: Why am I considered the most responsible one? Barbara: I once broke my hand after getting really into a song and ...

Kaeya: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group. Lisa: But you wear shame so well....

Klee: What's a five letter word for an inconvenience? Lisa: Bitch Amber: Whore Diluc: Kaeya Jean: This is why we can't ...

Diluc, watching an awkward Jean and Lisa flirting: They’re cute. I’d put them in a boat. Kaeya: What? Diluc: Isn’t that ...

Lisa: Can you help me pick out a Halloween costume? Kaeya: Sure. What are your options? Lisa: I'm torn between a sexy pirate, ...

Kaeya: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and the Knights of Favonius arriving at the gates of hell,......

Their character quests in a nutshell...

Jean: Have you see Klee? Lisa: I’m sure everything is fine. We left her with Amber Jean: Those two sentences do not go together...

Kaeya: If two people have the same name and they get into a fight, would you say that they're getting off? Lisa: Why am I ...

Lisa: Who would win in a fight between Kaeya and Lumine? Jean: I can't answer that. Kaeya is my friend. Lisa: So, Lumine? Jean:......

Kaeya: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth? Diluc: ...You’re a hazard to society. Lisa: And a coward-do twenty....

Kaeya: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Lisa: Weak. Jean: Strong. Diluc: A fucking idiot that’s what ...

Aether: I just saw Kaeya crying in the headquarters for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just??......

Amber: Friendships are weird.  Amber: Like I’d give Kaeya or Lisa a kidney no questions asked, but no way in hell are they ...

Jean: Lumine is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on their mind Lisa: Boys? Lumine: Homicide...

Amber: Is there a word for a mix between angry and sad? Lisa: Disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated– Kaeya: Smad....

Kaeya: Jean has a photo of Amber, Lisa and I in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and ...

Jean: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Lisa: You’re too hot and I still can eat you. Kaeya: One dinner. I just want ...

Kaeya: Diluc isn’t answering his phone Jean: I’ll call Lisa: Kaeya and I have both tried six times each, what makes you ...