I want my sister back

Aether: My sister is gone. I want it back

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Paimon: Sorry, Aether. Paimon hasn’t your sister.

Aether: Ok… Thank you anyway.

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Hilichurl: JAGBDFABJUGBADUGC

Aether: Ok… Thank you anyway.

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Childe: No. Why are you asking me. I haven’t seen her. I haven’t seen any sisters anywhere. I would not steal a sister. Don’t ask me any more questions.

Aether: Ok… Thank you anyway.

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Diluc: I haven’t seen anything all day. I have been stuck inside the tavern serving alcohol to the knights of favonius.

Aether: Would you like me to throw them into Stormterrors Lair?

Diluc: No. What? No, definitely no.

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Beidou: My wife wore a hat once. Her name was Ningguang. she had the most beautiful hair and eyes that glowed like a thousand brilliant constellations-

Aether: My sister doesn’t look like that. Thank you anyway.

~~

Aether: Have you seen my sister?

Xiangling: What is a sister? Can you eat it?

Aether: No… Thank you anyway.

~~

Aether: Nobody has seen my sister. What If I never see her again? What if nobody ever finds her? My poor sister, I miss her so much!

Zhongli: What’s the matter?

Aether: I have lost my sister and nobody has seen her.

Zhongli: What does your sister look like?

Aether: She has the same hair as me, beautiful eyes, and-

Aether: …

Aether: I HAVE SEEN MY SISTER!

[Panting and footsteps]

Aether: YOU. YOU STOLE MY SISTER!

~~

[Que a very broken and beat up Childe lying on the floor in the background]

Aether, hugging Lumine: I love you sister.

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