#genshin beidou

Beidou: You're a lying piece of shit! Ningguang: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with anything you do,......

Xiangling: It’s weird how Ningguang is good at everything. There’s got to be something she’s bad at. Xinyan: Maybe she’s a ...

Beidou: Good work, Kazuha. Kazuha: Thanks, mom. Everyone: … Kazuha: Why is everyone staring at me? Lumine: You just ...

Paimon: Traveler, according to legend these halls are super haunted!!! Traveler: we'd better be careful then- Hu Tao: Runs ...

I firmly believe that kazuha was a wingman for beidou when her and ningguang first got together....

⭒ beidou, xiao, and zhongli: secretive and flirty reader hcs ⭒...

Beidou: Ning and I are having a child. 
Kazuha: That's gre- 
Beidou, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here....

At Disneyland, on the teacup ride...

Beidou: Hey, Ningguang, are you a painting? Ningguang: ...what? Beidou: ‘cause I wanna pin you against a wall. Ningguang:......

Keqing: I just ended a four year relationship. Ganyu: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Keqing: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’...

Lisa: If I was a gardener, I’d put our dandelions together. Jean, blushing: Aw, thanks. Beidou, turning to Ningguang: If I was ...

Beidou: We're always going to be in this together, right? Ningguang: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel ...

Beidou: Rules are made to be broken. Ningguang: They were made to be followed! Nothing is made to be broken! Xinyan: Uh,......

Beidou: Hey Ning we should play twenty questions, you can start Ningguang: Okay, so what— Beidou: FIFTY! Okay ...

Beidou: Ok stop asking me if i identify as gay, bi or whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT....

Beidou lore: badass lady cuts off giant leviathan’s three heads in 1 swing, her new crew worships her as a goddess, is ...

Keqing: So, are you two dating now? Ningguang and Beidou: Yes Keqing: Why? Beidou: I happen to find Ningguang to be very ...

genshin characters in harry potter part 4 (liyue women) - sfw...

The true pain of being a Bennett and Beidou main is that you NEVER have enough Treasure Hoarder Insignia things Those ...

Beidou, to Keqing: Just think about this, I'm your hottest friend. Beidou: no, that's Beidou: I'm ...

Beidou: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life. Ningguang: I wake up at 6 am. Beidou: Beidou: I want to go to ...

Ningguang: Beidou and me are having a child. Xinyan: That's so cool! What will it b- Ningguang: It's you, sign here....

Beidou: I got stabbed in a bar fight once. Ningguang: What did you do?! Beidou: Stitched it up by hand and walked back in ...

Beidou: I have an idea. Ningguang: Does it involve breaking the law? Beidou: By now don’t you think that’s a given? Ningguang: ...