Beidou: Good work, Kazuha. Kazuha: Thanks, mom. Everyone: … Kazuha: Why is everyone staring at me? Lumine: You just

Beidou: Good work, Kazuha.

Kazuha: Thanks, mom.

Everyone:

Kazuha: Why is everyone staring at me?

Lumine: You just called Beidou mom. You said “Thanks, mom.”

Kazuha: What? No. I said “Thanks, Man.”

Beidou: Do you see me as a mother figure, Kazuha?

Kazuha: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me!

Paimon: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

Kazuha: I didn’t call her mom!

Beidou: No, no, no, no, no, Kazuha, I take it as a compliment.

Kokomi: It’s not a big deal! I called Sara mom once, and she’s my girlfriend!

Kazuha: Guys! Jump on that! Kokomi has psycho-sexual issues!

Gorou: Old news! But you calling Beidou Mommy…

Kazuha: Hey! Mommy is not on the table here!

Baal: You did call him Mom, dude.

Kazuha: Shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since we’ve known you.

Baal: Alright, Alright. I was lying about my identity, but the mom thing, that happened.

Kazuha: A-HA! She admitted she was lying! That was my crazy, devious plan!

Beidou: I believe you.

Kazuha: Thank you.

Beidou: Do you wanna talk about it later? Maybe over a game of catch?

Kazuha, close to tears: …I’d like that.

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