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Beidou: You're a lying piece of shit! Ningguang: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with anything you do,......

Lumine, watching Childe demolish a bunch of monsters: Do you think you could take him? Zhongli: Yes. Zhongli: Zhongli: …Oh ...

Childe, flirting: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Zhongli: I was dead by the time I reached the ground....

Alcina: When I said "bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a shell. Y/n, struggling to hold a seagull: Well ...

Venti: If loving you is cringe, I don’t want to be based Xiao: Can we please have a normal conversation...

Kaeya: I really want to have one drink but if god wants me to have three then twenty-seven it is....

Lady D: Goodness! Why are my hands so shaky today? Daniela: Your skeleton is ready to hatch! Lady D: Lady D: Well that’...

Heisenberg: Oh you super-sized stupid bitch! Why won’t you ever admit when you’ve made a mistake?? Lady D, stirring her ...

Lady D: Thank you for babysitting Daniela, Donna! How did it go? Donna: Well I told her she couldn’t devour man-flesh ...

Lady D: Daniela, care to explain why there are 6 dogs in the castle? Daniela: They’re golden retrievers, Mother. They ...

Lady D: Now, daughters, what do we say when we get anxiety? Bela: My anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic Lady D:  ...

Cassandra: Mother, why is Daniela so obviously your favorite child? Lady D: She’s not. Cassandra: But you’re always giving ...

Alcina: You killed Mr. Winters. Bela: He died of natural causes. Alcina: You can't lie to me, Bela, I saw you push him off ...

Interviewer: What is it like to live with Lady Dimitrescu? Daniela: Very good. Mommy is very attentive, whenever i ask for ...

Alcina: Do you promise me? Pinky promise? Heisenberg: "Pinky promise"? You never did that Alcina: Do you promise ...

Alcina: Heisenberg, don't you know how dangerous it is for three people to ride the same bike at the same time?! Heisenberg:......

Tartaglia: Don't worry. I've got a few knives up my sleeves. Zhongli: You mean cards? Lumine, sighing: He did not. Tartaglia,......

Tartaglia: I'm having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult! Lumine: We've ...

Jean: What’s the problem here? Amber: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly. Razor: Cry me a table!...

Childe: So here's the tea. Signora: For the last time, it's called a "mission report". Childe: Do you want the tea or not?...

Traveler: How do you rate your pain? Childe: Zero stars Traveler: Childe: Would not recommend...

Aether: What’s a queen without a king? Jean: Well, historically, better. Aether: Uh, what’s Juliet without her Romeo? Lisa:......

Zhongli: Hey, what time is it? Venti: I don't know. Pass me that recorder. Venti: *plays the recorder loudly* Xiao: whO THE ...

Honeymaren: I tried to change my password to "Audrey", but it said the password was too short. Audrey: I will end you-...