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Aether, holding a sword to a mushroom: Tell me the name of the god that took my sister you fungal piece of shit Mushroom: ...

Diona: I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of tuna. I leave Klee: It’s one serving if you eat it ...

Childe: In my defense, Your Honor, I simply do not vibe with the law Yanfei: oh he’s good...

Bennett: I walk a lonely road in my bag I have a giant toad Bennett: Don't know where it goes, all I know is it's me and ...

venti: what motivates you? diluc: i suppose it's an unhealthy mix of spite, pettiness, the thirst for vengeance, and pure,......

Xiangling, putting honey in her tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Chongyun: Um, do you ...

beidou: milfs ganyu: is it ok to reblog this post? beidou: it’s a sensitive subject, but of course as long as you’re respectful...

Zhongli: Accidentally indulged in too much “me time.” Zhongli: I’ve been declared dead by the local authorities....

them: why are you competing in our cooking show today? xiangling: the government eliminated gladiator matches yet i yearn ...

bennett: always gotta be positive. [falls down the stairs] bennett: wow, i got down those stairs fast!...

Paimon: Pretty sure Paimon’s soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms Venti: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke Paimon: ...

scaramouche: if you ever feel safe. please remember that i am out there...

Albedo: my art peaked when i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss,......

Fischl: friendly reminder that it’s okay if you’re 21 and still can’t turn yourself into an entire murder of crows! any ...

mona: i’m so glad there’s only one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally ...

Xiangling: Just warning you, I get freaky. Them: Oh yeah? How freaky? Xiangling: [thinking of using pizza rolls as a ...

barbara: octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. however, they don’t even hug ...

Jean: Why would you give a knife to a child? Albedo: Klee felt unsafe. Klee: [waving around a knife that is on fire] Jean: ...

fischl: [wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of her dark mansion in a long chiffon gown with a black feather ...

zhongli: i’m sick of being a person. i’m gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. ...