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Taranza: oh knight of hell, do you think you can bring back my dead, deceased crush? Morpho  knight: I do not control ...

Frank: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone. Ray: Sounds a ...

“I’m not an active participant in my feelings.”...

Xaphan: Aren’t you just sugar, spice, and everything nice? Gerard: *internally* Well, aren’t you rudeness, sarcasm, ...

“Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting around for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the ...

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

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Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Eric: My wife is going into labor, and I don't know what to do. Operator: Okay, Is ...

Xiangling: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel likes it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat,......

Chongyun: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it. Xingqiu: Darkness ...

Put what you're majoring in in the tags:...

Amber: Why am I not a banana? Lisa: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, it should please you ...

Zhongli: Is there a word for a mix between angry and sad? Xiao: Disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated– Venti: Smad....

Xingqiu: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Xiangling: What if it bites ...

Venti: Genres are outdated. I sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression. Kaeya: ...

Sucrose: Does anyone else get really happy when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Diluc: Can't relate. Aether: ...

Diona: Stop asking me what my plan for the day is. Diona: It’s the same as always. Diona: Sabotage....

Kaeya: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited. Lumine: “If”??? Bennett: Great, the ...

Venti: Ow! My armkle! Diluc: Your what? Traveler sighing: His wrist...

Kaeya, drunk: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple: the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’...

Aether: It's Christmas and you know what that means. Childe: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the ...

Jean: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute ...

Ok childe...

Xiangling: It’s okay to ask for help Xingqiu: You’re not a burden Xiao: Murder is okay Chongyun: Your feelings matter...

noelle, trying to convince jean to knight her: i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i ...