Jean: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute

Jean: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener girl.

Lisa: Oh, to be a cute gardener girl who secretely places dandelions in the princess’s room because she is in love with her.

Amber: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener girl up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night. 

Venti: Oh, to be the princess’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Kaeya: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.

Diluc: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the princess’s personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23.

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