#original: tfln

lisa: why did i make a hit-list last night containing only mcdonalds? jean: you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and ...

Venti: I looked at the bar tab this morning and Diluc added a $25 “customer asshole fee.” I have no grounds to ...

Kaeya: Come downstairs, we’re having a tea party. And by tea party I mean we’re drinking whiskey from tea cups. Venti: HELL YEAH...

Mona: Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat Scaramouche: fuck YOU and fuck YOUR stupid hat Mona: oh he’s good...

Venti, talking about the Archon War: Literally everyone was kung fu fighting...