#op: noimnotdeadyet

Zhongli: Would it be alright for me to ask you a favor? Childe: I would willingly die for you, but go on?...

Jean: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle Klee, Venti, and Kaeya?" Jean: The secret is, I don't. I have no control ...

Venti: Hey Zhongli! I have a knock knock joke for you! Say "knock knock"! Zhongli: Knock Knock. Venti: Who’...

Childe: Here's the plan: Childe: I go in. Childe: I start hitting people hard in the face. Childe: And we see where that ...

Hu Tao: In this its yeet or be yeeted! Chongyun: Yeeten? Xiangling: Yoot!...

Jean: I just need to hear those three little words. Klee: I love you! Jean: Try again. Klee, grumbling: I will behave....

Xiao: You're pretty annoying. Venti: And? ~Later~ Venti: Xiao called me pretty! Diluc: Go away....

Childe: How come when Diluc says "have a nice day" it's a compliment, but when I saw "enjoy the next 24 hours" it sounds like ...

Barbara: Alright, we have good news and bad news. Barbara: Your brother's injuries are too severe, and is likely to pass ...

Scaramouche: NOW SAY YOU'RE F*CKING SORRY! Fatui Agent: I'M SORRY! Scaramouche: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?! Fatui Agent: ...

Amber: I can't believe how fast you've finished that book! Razor: I was hungry....

Klee: Stop raining on my rainbow! Albedo: But you need rain to make a rainbow- Klee: Don't you bring your science into this!...

Venti: Hey Xiao! How do I look? Xiao: With your eyes....

Jean: Lumine, am I straight? Lumine: No Jean, no you're not. Lumine, looking up at a picture from Jean and Lisa's wedding: No,......

No One: Not even Timmie's pidgeons: Venti: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me!...

Childe: You know, sometimes I dream that I've died and gone to heaven. Scaramouche: I have dreams like that too. Childe:......

Kaeya: You know, nobody told you to go be a lone wolf vigilante. Diluc: You know, nobody told you to bring your shitty ...

Scaramouche: Just because you can fight, doesn't mean you should 24/7. Lumine: Tch, just because you can talk, doesn't mean ...

Klee: I have A PLAN! Jean: No explosives. Klee: I have NO PLAN...

Lumine: You're on thin f*cking ice, Razor! Razor: No, I'm on the floor. Lumine: It's an expression- Razor: It's a rug?...