#original: parks and recreation

Childe: I have an idea. it’s very uncool, but it’s not illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move. Kaeya: I love it....

Paimon: Now take out your guide book! Aether: I didnt bring a guide book— Paimon, handing him one: Not to worry, Paimon ...

Keqing: We have a job to do. Hu Tao: Make the world’s biggest pizza! Keqing: No. Make Liyue Harbor nice for the people who ...

Hu Tao: I'm not interrupting anything important, am I? Keqing: Impossible. I work for the government....

Lumine: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on inside your head. Childe: Oh. Well then, ...

Jean: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here? Albedo: It’s kind of complicated, but Klee— Jean: Got it. Forget I asked....

childe: ice fishing relaxes me. it’s like yoga, but i still get to kill something....