The big genshin 5: how much boyfriend material they are
The Men:
- Childe
- Diluc
- Kaeya
- Xiao
- Zhongli
The Ranking:
1. Diluc: a lil emotionally unavailable but has a stable job, stable income, relatively upstanding, cares for the citizens (yknow darknight hero n all), for the most part pretty stable/level-headed, no nonsense, truthful, literally listen to his canon voice lines and tell me im wrong. TRY. BEST OPTION 9/10
2. Zhongli: would kind treat the relationship like a contract n would never pay for things cause he’s broke lmao, but has a stable job, like Diluc, is pretty level-headed, knows A LOT so could probably help u with virtually anything, bc he treats the relationship like a contract tho he would be VERY LOYAL, prolly has some kick ass old man stories, overall 8/10
3. Kaeya: would treat u like a QUEEN/KING/SOVEREIGN, would literally treat u so well, buy u gifts, give u a good time, would def protect u, BUT he’s involved in some really shady shit™, also Khanerian so he prolly has a LOT of secrets, isn’t always upfront, overall 6/10
4. Xiao: EMOTIONALLY. UNAVAILABLE. Although he’s pretty easily swayed, can be bribed with almond tofu, but he carries a LOT of baggage, probably hates people so getting close with him would be SUPER difficult, but once you do get close to him it would be so so so cute to go on like stargazing dates n shit, overall 4/10
5. Childe: I don’t even have to SAY anything for this one, literally a WAR CRIMINAL, ALMOST DROWNED AN ENTIRE CITY BC HE WANTED THE GNOSIS SO BAD, AND THEN DAMN NEAR CRIED LIKE A BABY BACK BITCH WHEN HE GOT PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE, honestly, the most emotionally unavailable out of all of them because he’s shielded in like 10 different layers of manipulation stemming from his childhood, a ginger, overall 2/10