#travis

If I walked into a bathroom and saw someone eating chips I would call the police.

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Lead with the Beyblade trap!

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At this point I just assume Tom Hanks is a mouthpiece for God.

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I like this table. I sure could kill a man on it if he cheated me at cards.

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My butthole clenched hearing you say ‘this is a wild one’.

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I’m Ghost of Future, baby. I’m gonna shove that fool into an open grave!

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It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just very baseball.

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What’s the point of even going into the post office if you can’t lick the envelopes?

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I’m gonna kick that Deadpool’s ass.

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I fell asleep after drinking too much booze in Man of Steel too!

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It is guaranteed there will always be more and more baby teeth on the market.

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We’ll kill before and we’ll do it again, motherfucker!

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Keep it in a small bag so raiders don’t know how much rice you got.

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You could use god’s keys. That’s what I call bricks.

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