#mbmbam

The fridge sometimes is like food hospice.

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Every drink is just water with some stuff in it.

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A lot of people eat books with their eyes.

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Skeletor has moved in next door, the property value is dropping.

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Is five and a half too early to learn about the Hero’s Journey?

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If I walked into a bathroom and saw someone eating chips I would call the police.

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Did it ever occur to you that you were dining in a themed restaurant themed for Tom Hank’s friend who died in that one movie?

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He’s not a gun enthusiast but guns are enthusiastic about him.

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Lead with the Beyblade trap!

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Welcome to Nasty Ebay.

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Is this the start of a fucking Taco Bell ARG, Justin?

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What if Taco Bell was, like, food?

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Idk I think travis saying “this style of play isn’t fun for me” is understandable, but then again I personally interpreted it ...

Justin that sound sucks shit so bad.

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At this point I just assume Tom Hanks is a mouthpiece for God.

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I like this table. I sure could kill a man on it if he cheated me at cards.

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What is the opposite of bread?

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Making me wish I had four hands. Two of them are to choke you with.

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Tell me what your text said or I’m gonna have Knuckles whip your ass!

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You just butchered Sonic the Hedgehog on the altar of your supposed joke.

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If I run real fast around the world it’s gonna create a vortex to suck up all the corona virus.

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I’m glad we broke quarantine for this; Sonic the Hedgehog’s birthday party.

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I don’t want you to live in a world that could be upturned by mustard.

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People are going to notice it’s pizza puppy shirt time again.

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