Couple dynamics 1

Couple dynamics 1

Childe x Lumine

Lumine: idiot! *slap*

Childe: oww! *rubbing the spot* that really hurt ojou-chan…do it again.

Lumine: what?

Childe: come on! If you don’t wanna slap me, then punch me or kick me, just do it as hard as you can!

Lumine: …no. *walks away*

Childe: *following* Come on ojou-chan! It’s been a week since our last fight! 

Lumine: no!

Childe: If you give me a punch I’ll give you a big kiss!

Lumine: *red* I-I SAID NO!!!

Xiao x Ganyu

Xiao: *with mask on* Someone is going to die!

Ganyu: of fun!

Bennett x Fischl

Fischl: as much as simple minded mortals do not understand for more than a millenia now, my duty as the prinzessin of sin has been to perpetuate-

Bennett: *silently listening with a smile*

Fischl: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla…

Bennett: I have no idea what she’s talking about, but she looks so cute when she’s excited.

Razor x Barbara

Razor: *finishes off the last of an horde of hilichurls*

Barbara: Barbatos above, what did you do!?

Razor: *full of bruises and bleeding a bit* Razor defeat hilichurls that hurt barbara.

Barbara: *healing him* There were way too many of them! You shouldn’t have done that!

Razor: barbara is razor’s lupical, hilichurl hurt barbara, razor not forgive them. Barbara is very important to razor.

Barbara: *red* …geez, that’s still reckless. But…thank you for protecting me. *kisses his cheek*

Razor: … .can razor get another one?

Barbara: *redder* m-maybe later.

Chongyun x Hu Tao

Chongyun: i hate you!

Hu tao: *grins* i bet you hate yourself even more, useless exorcist.

Chongyun: shut up! Exorcism is a very respectable and efficient way to deal with spirits!

Hu tao: i was just talking about you being useless, but i guess exorcism in general is pretty useless too.

Chongyun: FUCK YOU!!

Hu tao: Do it yourself you coward!

Chongyun: RIGHT NOW!! *picks her up and stomps to a room*

Hu tao: *victorious grin* works every time.

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