au where ur coparenting qiqi w ningguang (and xiao)🥰
ningguang doesn’t like kids very much bc they disrupt her work so whenever they’re loud or nosy ningguang just gives her juice and sets her loose on the streets of liyue
you: honey wheres qiqi :( i cant find her anywhere
ningguang, watching her maid scrub orange juice out of the carpet: was that the short ones name?
next day qiqi shows up back home and is like “u didn’t come fetch qiqi :(“ and ningguang screams bc she thought she was gone forever 😭
her trying to negotiate w qiqi like she’s an adult who understands contracts:
ningguang: alright time to negotiate on when you’re with xiao and when you’re with me. xiao will take care of you every day of the week and me never because i pay all the child support. if you show up here again and interrupt my work i’ll kick you off the jade palace
qiqi: my favorite crayon is the pink one
ningguang: …
you or xiao is 1 minute late to pick her up and she’s dangling qiqi off the jade palace balcony like “YOU CAN CATCH HER RIGHT? I HAVE WORK TO DO!”