Aether: Are you or are you lying to me? Venti: Come on, when have I ever lied to you specifically? Aether: Answer

Aether: Are you or are you lying to me?

Venti: Come on, when have I ever lied to you specifically?

Aether: Answer the question, Venti.

Venti:

Venti: Okay, fine! Yes, I was the one responsible for dyeing Diluc’s hair purple! But he had it coming, so if anything–

Aether: [opens the door to reveal Diluc standing there]

Venti: Oh for fucks–

Diluc: N̷͔̪̺̻̗͉͔̭̈́̕o̶̬̲̭͑́̓̈́́͗̀ ̷̢͊̑̓͋̕͘̚a̸̳̔̽̍͝m̶̡̩̤̮͌͑͐̆̉̄̓̔̋͝o̸̱̯̒͋ṻ̵̬̘́n̶͉͈̪͔̝͗͊t̴̢̡̛̤͕̣͖̱̲̳̙̃͗̊̏̿ ̶̜̺̈́̀͘ó̵̩̅̃̚f̵̛̱̱͓̌̀͜ ̷̘͈̥̓̋̿̾͆͐̈̈́͠ý̸̰͛͐̆̾̚͠͝ö̴̘̯̗̹̗̭̮͌̏͋̉u̴̩͗̔̔̄̉ͅr̵͓̤̟̠̓̒͐̆̅ ̷̼͓̲͉̎ģ̶̛̱̯̯̹̇̊̌̀͊͛̾́͜͝ö̸̢̢͚͈͚̣̺̞̞̫́̈́͛͐̐̌̓͌̈̌ḑ̶͚͕͎̦͍͕̘̜̯̇l̵̡̢̢̰̫̺͍̺̔͗̋͋̓͝ͅy̵̢͚̻̘͉͋̔̏ ̸͖̥͙̅p̴͓̠͇͓̲͙̱̬̮̀̓̾̐̈́͑͘͜o̶̡͓̮͈̳͇̟̮͆̃w̵͎͕̪̬̟̍ę̴̯̳̳̟̫͖̈̏̐̕͘r̸͓̯̮̫͙̗̘͚̊̃̈́͗̀̕̕͝s̴̡͈͕͔̤͚̯͑̈͘ ̴̜̹̻̓̿̄̈͒̏̚͘͝͝w̷̦̦͍̰̬̩͕̹̏̐́͜ͅi̸̛̯̻̱͑̓̇l̶̢̼͎̳͔͖͇̻̻̬̎̿l̷̹̮͔̪̲̿̓̃͆̿̓͆͠ ̴̘̪̀́̀̈́̕s̴̛̳͓̻̤̟̟̣̜͗̍̀͂͆̂͊̏̎ả̵̼͛v̴͎͓͈̟̺͍̭̞̘́͋̿͘͝e̷̯̕͜ ̷̜̪̬̩̟̹͚̭͂y̴͔̞̦͍̥̘̌ơ̶̦̯̖͓̣̮̬͈̰͇̋̏̊̉̽u̵̲̳̭͊̾̀͐͋̿̏̑̕ ̸̖̬̫̝̤̤͔̗͕̅͑͒̀͜͠f̷͈̥̝͈̭͖̗̦͎̠̓͋͑̅͛̔r̶̢͉̠͓̭͍̮̫͓̎̄̉̆̈́̌̽̎̿͠ͅŏ̸̧̡̳̞̤̮m̸̡͇̯̰̙̓̄̾͠ ̶̡̺̞̺̘̦̼͙̱͜͝m̶̛̘̗̰̬̪̟̈́́͂̒̓y̶̛̰͍̭̪͇͍͙̞̮̿̊̏̐̄̅͝ ̴̻̭̈́̔̇̓̌̒h̷̡̨̤̦̤͌̾̓́̄̉̈́̏͘͝ă̸̢̡̧͙̙̱̯̹̈̄̈̊́́̈́̀͝ͅn̴̛͉͖̂̂̔͒͑͝ḑ̸͓̹͔̭́̆̓͒͆̓̈́̀̅͝s̵̗̟͑̇̌͝.̷̛͎͎̬̣͙̙͎̗͓̑̄̃͂́͋̚͠͝