Diluc x Drunk!Reader YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REQUESTED DADDY DILUC! Ah, yes, Hello Anon! This is a bit shorter than usual but I

Diluc x Drunk!Reader

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REQUESTED DADDY DILUC! Ah, yes, Hello Anon! This is a bit shorter than usual but I had fun writing it so I hope you enjoy it!

Diluc x Drunk Reader

Trigger Warnings: Alcohol, R16

• Diluc has never wanted to kill Kaeya more than he has now (That’s a lie)
• The Captain roped you into a drinking competition whilst Diluc was manning the bar
• And while he tried to help you by making Kaeya’s drinks stronger, Kaeya immediately noticed and got Diluc to swap his drinks back
• You had also pouted at Diluc, asking if he didn’t trust you to win
• Despite that being the truth (He knew Kaeya had a rather high tolerance for alcohol), he denied it
• So now, he had a tipsy Kaeya and a very drunk you to take care off
• Luckily Kaeya left shortly after winning and giving Diluc a passing comment to take care of you
• And he got one of his staff to close up shop.
• Now there was the issue of you
• This can go two ways
• You blacked out
• He will begrudgingly carry you bridal style back to the Dawn Winery and personally see to it that you get taken care off
• You’re just really drunk and incoherent
• Will attempt to scold you mildly, before quickly shutting up when you whine “But Daddy~”
• If you’re a horny drunk, Diluc is mildly tempted to give you more alcohol to knock you out. The gentleman refuses to take advantage of your drunken state. It won’t stop him from getting extremely embarrassed though. Being called “Daddy” in front of all his staff is not good for his reputation. He makes them all swear that they didn’t see nor hear a single thing come out of your mouth.
• If you’re a happy/talkative drunk, he would be a bit annoyed, but entertained. Diluc likes hearing you talk, but not whilst slurring all over the place.
• If you’re a wholesomely affectionate, he’d grumble something about hoping you don’t vomit on him, but he’ll appreciate the drunken affection nonetheless.
• If you’re a sad/depressed drunk, he’d be rather sad too. He’d be disheartened if what you’re saying are all your troubles that you don’t bring up to him, but he would never bring it up. Diluc will let you open up once you’re ready. However, if he’s already aware of what you’re talking about, he’ll probably sigh and try to comfort you in the tavern already before bringing you home. He’ll most likely bring it up though, once he’s taken care of you in the morning.
• Anyways, no matter what, he’ll bring you to his house and take care of you before dragging you to bed
• And when you wake up, he’ll be there to alleviate every symptom of your hangover
• This man has an extensive list of hangover cures, you cannot convince me otherwise
• And it is not because he gets one after sampling his own product (lies)
• Anyway, once you’ve recovered from your hangover, he’ll give you a stern lecture to never accept Kaeya’s challenges again