Scaramouche: If you’re over 5’11, I’m sorry, but your pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum. La Signora: Listen here you little- Childe:

Scaramouche: If you’re over 5’11, I’m sorry, but your pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum.

La Signora: Listen here you little-

Childe: And if you’re under 5’11, your pronouns are oompa/loompa/doopity/doo.

Scaramouche: …Okay, you know what? Fuck you.

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