#resi 8

if you're 9'6", have a penchant for baroque architecture and 30's fashion, have a transatlantic accent and consume the flesh ...

So I’m high and doing some mother fucking math to figure out how big Alcina’s dick would be. So say a 6’4 man had a 8 inch ...

I can’t deal with the knowledge that Alcina was a singer before she was infected with the Cadou like 9’6 vampire lady ...

I wish Lady Dimitrescu reacted in-game to Ethan just slapping his hand back on bc I think it would go a lot like that ...

I am going to be drawing Hot Tall Vampire Lady and Greasy Werewolf Metal Man sometime today, and iiii will post it either ...

friend: what're you up to? me, aloud: oh yknow, the usual me, internally: I just want tall vampire lady to step on me or ...