General Zhongli Headcanons

Zhongli does not bleed red, he bleeds gold. Ichor, the blood of the gods.
He has fangs and a long forked tongue.
Can display more dragon-like characteristics, horns and scales.
Views Xiao as his son. Immediately changed into Dad™ mode around him. ~~Dad jokes for Xiao.~~
Shockingly trendy, ruling the city of commerce and literally deciding the trends does that to you. Even if you’re an old man.
A very elegant man 99.9% of time time, 0.1% of the time he’s lost so deep in thought he bumps into things, trips, walks into people, etc.
A menace to a few endangered plant species. He forgets there aren’t as many as there used to be a hundred years ago and just picks them.
Hardly cares about anything ever since he stopped being Rex Lapis. He’s retired now, whatever it is that’s going on is not his problem.
Zhongli does not eat rocks.
It’s a funny thought, but no rock consumption.
His house is full of candles. Actually, I’m not sure this man has a house but if he did it would be full of candles.
Most of the candles are decoration-only, he can’t bring himself to burn them.
Zhongli would love ginger ale.
Misses being called Morax sometimes, but would never admit to that.