Shit talk
Diluc x reader
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you’d been trash talked before but never like this, Diluc hates how some people feel the need to hate on you but you’ll take care of it yourself.
“Damn.”
“Did you hear about the new traveler that’s been in Monstadt lately?”
“Yes I have oh gosh are they such a nuisance.”
“Ha! Here’s to hoping they get taken down by the abyss order!”
“Hm?” Diluc’s ears perked up. He was so angry with what they had to say. Another word and he’d go of on them
“They better! Good riddance.” Diluc’s chair behind the bar squeaked at the sound of him getting up.
“No no, I got it.” You pushed him back
Your boots slowly becoming louder in the completely quiet room, everyone can see how pissed Diluc was.
“Surprise boys~ now now don’t get all don’t get all nervous now!” Your element blazing from your hand.
“Shh shh! You hear how quiet it is right? It’s really to be loud in a quiet room. Now let’s talk about your little chatter about me huh? You want me to fall into the abyss order right hmm I don’t like that idea.” You pulled the two of them by the ends of their shirts.
“I’ll be taking these two ruffians! I’ll see you at home my love!”
“Damn, I wonder how bad I’ll have to apologize to Barbara this time.”