Cryo mom

Aether:Beidou, I never really noticed, but you make a good mom.

Beidou:What gives you that impression? Parenting is so not in my skill set.

Aether:You’re literally rocking Qiqi.

Qiqi:Qiqi likes to be rocked.

Beidou:You heard her. Qiqi likes to be rocked. That doesn’t prove any- uh Chongyun? Where are you going.

Chongyun:I heard it’s raining at Guyun Stone Forest. It’s the perfect time explore. Gotta go!

Beidou:There’s five Ruin Guards on an islan!

Chongyun:*in the distance* That’s why I waited for rain!

Beidou:But your defense is- at least bring help! Ganyu, go help him before he gets blown up.

Ganyu:But I’m supposed to teach Diona more about archery and-

Beidou:*intense stare*

Ganyu:Y-Yes ma’am! I guess we’re doing practical training today! *runs off*

Beidou:I swear that boy, he’s gonna give me a heart attack. When he gets back I’m gonna- oh my gods I’m a mom…how did this happen!?

Aether:I don’t know, but keep up the good work! *walks away*

Beidou:….I should be the one rushing into danger. I will be! Qiqi, we’re-

Qiqi:Zzzzz

Beidou:…*sits down* I guess I’ll sit this one out.