Chongyun:One of these days, I will conquer my heat affliction! Mona:Why don’t you do heat resistance training? Allow yourself

Chongyun:One of these days, I will conquer my heat affliction!

Mona:Why don’t you do heat resistance training? Allow yourself to be in heated situations and see how long you last before succumbing to it?

Chongyun:Well I mean….I hang out with you.

Mona:And? What does being around me have to do with pyro situations? Hydro is the second coolest elemental energy there is!

Chongyun:I…never mind.

[Later]

Mona:*working*….

………

Mona:*red* Wait….

[Liyue]

Xingqui:So then I was like-

Mona:*kicks door open* Did you mean I was hot, or that I get you hot!?

Chongyun:*red* Ummm…..*looks at Xinqui*

Xingqui:….Well? Answer the question!! *grinning* The lady wants to know! I want to know! Why were we talking about literature and not this!?

Chongyun:You are….the worst.

Mona:Well!?

Xingqui:*excited* Well!?

Chongyun:Ummm you know….both?

Mona:Oh, I see. *red* as you were. *closes door.

Chongyun:…..So about-

Xingqui:Screw the book! Who was that!? *grabs Chongyun* Tell me everything!!!! She makes you what!?

Chongyun:*internally screaming* (I’m never flirting again…)