the bellpepper stand- genshin impact bit/fandub characters: aether, childe, diona, chongyun background info: my friends and

the bellpepper stand- genshin impact bit/fandub

characters: aether, childe, diona, chongyun

background info: my friends and i make cursed fandubs in games we play together. we made it so that aether and chongyun are married and childe is (i guess) water dad to chong. this is just us spitballing and having fun with each other.

childe: hello, welcome

aether: hi, can i get some potatoes, carrots and mushrooms please?

childe: i don’t know what any of those are. we only sell bellpeppers here. i can give you bellpeppers.

aether: …? those are… those are potatoes right there?

childe: no. only bellpepper

*another childe spawns into the world*

childe 2: i can give you a bag of bell peppers. that’s what you wanted right?

aether: no- i wanted-

childe: i will get the manager. please wait.

childe 2: here is a bag of bellpeppers. that’ll be 500 mora.

aether: i-.. i dont want the manager or bellpeppers??

*childe walks behind a building and switches to diona*

aether: oh! there’s a cat over there!

*diona walks out*

diona: i am the manager. which one of you is the customer? is it you?

*diona shoots childe 2*

aether: oh! oh my god!! you just, you just shot him!!

diona: meh, they’re expendable. now, you wanted bellpeppers?

aether: no i wanted potatoes, carrots and mushrooms

diona: ah. we don’t have those. only bellpeppers

*chongyun enters*

chongyun: hi honey! did you get the groceries?

aether: no, they keep saying stuff about bellpeppers?

*chongyun walks up to diona who is behind the produce stall*

chongyun: hello! can i get… those weird brown bellpeppers in that sack? and uh, the pointy orange ones? as well as the and the weird big green one too!!

diona: ah yes. here you are. that will be 3 mora.

aether: ????? what!?

chongyun: see honey, it wasnt so hard to go shopping :D