Among Us Incorrect Quotes that just feel right

Lime: Bonjour, Pink. Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

Pink: No, I don’t want to sleep with you.

Lime: Is that what that means? Damn, I have a really gross tennis instructor.

Yellow: So, Blue, are you dating anyone?

Blue: Red.

Yellow: I’m sorry?

Blue: RED!

Yellow: No, I heard you, I’m just sorry.

Cyan: If I could change the world, I’d make everyone look like Lime

Green: So how would you know who the real lime is?

Cyan: They wouldn’t all be named Lime, dumbass.

Yellow: I wonder what I would look like if I was lime?

Black: I think the primary colors are making fun of us.

Green: They probably aren’t, stop being so paranoid.

Black: They’re pointing at us and laughing.

Cyan: If I was the last person on earth, would you date me?

Lime: Cyan, if you were the last person on earth, I wouldn’t exist.