i just want a oneshot where childe goes off for a mission and doesnt send zhongli a letter for a little too long and

i just want a oneshot where childe goes off for a mission and doesnt send zhongli a letter for a little too long and zhonglis worried sick that his beloved is dead but then out of nowhere a filthy, bloodied, broken wreck of a lover shows up at his door and childe has the audacity to smile at him. “hi, xiansheng.”

zhonglis arms are around his neck in an instant, holding him so fiercely he thinks he might really never let go. his only words are ‘stupid, stupid, youre so stupid’ but the scolding is hollow because hes just so relieved his stupid lover is okay.

and then i want a 1) “who did this to you.” moment and a 2) bandaging his wounds moment