A Dog’s Day
Aether:Gorou!!!!!!
Gorou:Oh hey! What’s the matter?
Kokomi:We couldn’t find you on your birthday! What happened to you?
Gorou:…I was busy. *walks away*
Aether and Kokomi:….
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Kokomi:*runs up stairs* You!
Miko: *smirks* Me!? What ever could you be talking about?
Aether:What happened on Gorou’s birthday?
Miko:Ah yes~
[a couple days ago]
Gorou, in a dress:….
Miko:If you don’t breathe then it’ll take longer for me to fit this on you.
Gorou:I’m breathing perfectly normal.
Miko:*touches his chest*
Gorou:*red* (Aaaaaaaaah!) Why did you do this today of all days.
Miko:I simply called in a favor you chose to answer. Think of it as my saving your figure from unnecessary calories. It would be a shame to lose this waist.
Gorou:C..cut it out! This experience will only make me stronger against you.
Miko:Ah, so decided to show up and use me as exposure therapy, is that right?
Gorou:Exact-
She leans very close to his ear, her hands still trailing his chest.
Miko:*whispers* Then I suppose I should give you all the exposure you can handle~
Gorou:!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?
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Kokomi:*red* What does that mean!?
Miko:Oh nothing worth going over too much. Don’t worry though, your little general is fine and performed admirably against is endeavors. Do let him know both of you are welcome to find me for exposure therapy.
Kokomi:Wh…what?!
Aether:I can’t tell if you actually hurt this man or slept with him.
Miko:Hehe, then I’ve said just enough. Dear Gorou really is the one you should trying to ask. Anyways, I have things to take care of. Take care now.
Aether:So…what do you want to do?
Kokomi:He won’t talk. We wait.
Aether:For what?
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Aether and Kokomi: *sipping tea*
Stranger, in the distance: Hey, have you heard of the publishing house’s new light novel coming out soon!? It’s apparently quite the steamy read. I believe it’s called A Dog’s Day.
Aether:….
Aether:We’re gonna have a buy her book to know, aren’t we?
Kokomi:I already preordered.
Aether:Kokomi!
Kokomi:I must have these answers.