Resident Evil Village Characters as texts between me and my friends
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Bela: my tits got bigger.
Donna: Oooh show me
Donna: no wait I can’t say that no more since I came out, too sus
Bela: BTSJDKAKSBDBS
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Daniela: Did you see Lana Del Reys new song ?
Cassandra: no
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Donna: not me a grown ass woman afraid to sleep over herobrine from Minecraft.
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Cassandra: I thought acids and bases was biology HAHAHAHA
Bela: HOW
Cassandra: I DNO ITS LITERALLY CHEMICALS
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Alcina: what’s a mitosis ?
Miranda: That’s a type of cocktail isn’t it ?
Alcina: I doubt it. It’s a question in the biology paper like.
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Bela: IM TRYNA BE SNEAKY SO I DONT WAKE ANYONE UP AND MY DUMB ASS PLACED A CUP ON A PEPPA PIG TOY AND THE YOKE WONT SHUT UP.
Daniela: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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Heisenberg: my dog just fucking died.
Moreau: what
Heisenberg: my dog fucking died.
Moreau: serious
Moreau: or are you messing ?
Heisenberg: Yeah, he drowned.
Heisenberg: in Minecraft like
Moreau: KARL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR ACTUAL DOG MY HEART DROPPED.
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Cassandra: I am going to snap.
Daniela: what happened this time
Cassandra: I just bought weed and it’s the inside of a tea bag
Cassandra: what a waste of €25
Bela: AHHAHA KARMA BITCH
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Alcina: you should eat her ass when you get there
Donna: nah I dno would I go that far now
Donna: that seems like a 2nd time meeting up thing don’t ya think ?
Alcina: true
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Daniela: I just broke my nose of my aunties kitchen tiles doing the WAP dance.
Bela: omg
Donna: I thought you were at a St. Stephans day dinner with your entire family.
Daniela: I am
Daniela: that’s what makes it so bad
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Bela: I just gave a bj behind the electricity box by the forest.
Daniela: oh god
Daniela: what was it like
Bela: Vile
Bela: the only thing I took from the experience is that I am definitely in fact a lesbian.