Resident Evil Village Characters as texts between me and my friends

Resident Evil Village Characters as texts between me and my friends

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Bela: my tits got bigger.

Donna: Oooh show me

Donna: no wait I can’t say that no more since I came out, too sus

Bela: BTSJDKAKSBDBS

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Daniela: Did you see Lana Del Reys new song ?

Cassandra: no

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Donna: not me a grown ass woman afraid to sleep over herobrine from Minecraft.

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Cassandra: I thought acids and bases was biology HAHAHAHA

Bela: HOW

Cassandra: I DNO ITS LITERALLY CHEMICALS

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Alcina: what’s a mitosis ?

Miranda: That’s a type of cocktail isn’t it ?

Alcina: I doubt it. It’s a question in the biology paper like.

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Bela: IM TRYNA BE SNEAKY SO I DONT WAKE ANYONE UP AND MY DUMB ASS PLACED A CUP ON A PEPPA PIG TOY AND THE YOKE WONT SHUT UP.

Daniela: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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Heisenberg: my dog just fucking died.

Moreau: what

Heisenberg: my dog fucking died.

Moreau: serious

Moreau: or are you messing ?

Heisenberg: Yeah, he drowned.

Heisenberg: in Minecraft like

Moreau: KARL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR ACTUAL DOG MY HEART DROPPED.

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Cassandra: I am going to snap.

Daniela: what happened this time

Cassandra: I just bought weed and it’s the inside of a tea bag

Cassandra: what a waste of €25

Bela: AHHAHA KARMA BITCH

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Alcina: you should eat her ass when you get there

Donna: nah I dno would I go that far now

Donna: that seems like a 2nd time meeting up thing don’t ya think ?

Alcina: true

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Daniela: I just broke my nose of my aunties kitchen tiles doing the WAP dance.

Bela: omg

Donna: I thought you were at a St. Stephans day dinner with your entire family.

Daniela: I am

Daniela: that’s what makes it so bad

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Bela: I just gave a bj behind the electricity box by the forest.

Daniela: oh god

Daniela: what was it like

Bela: Vile

Bela: the only thing I took from the experience is that I am definitely in fact a lesbian.

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