I suddenly remembered that one post about vegan vampires drinking coconut water and taking vitamin D supplements to survive

I suddenly remembered that one post about vegan vampires drinking coconut water and taking vitamin D supplements to survive and I just…can’t stop imagining a modern Not-evil AU of the Family in Re8, where Lady Alcina Dimitrescu is a health-trend gym mum.

Like, she’s sipping her coconut water and talking about her latest diet, while also yelling at Heisenberg to quit smoking and recommending six different skin-care products to Moreau.

The castle has a personal gym. She has a live-in nutritionist.

Nobody in House Dimitrescu dares skip leg-day.

The girls are really into tiktok.

Everyone’s happy.

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