Cult Jackassery #5

Pairings/Fandom: None/THE CULT

Summary: The cult plays Among Us

Warnings: V…violence? And cursing, but you know, Tai is in it so that’s par for the course

“Y’all, hurry up and getcho asses in here.” Slyth urged. Being the main gamer in the household, she was, you know, respected. (I wish bro)

“I will bite you.” Tai replied, typing in the code.

“No biting.” Paula warned. She also typed in the code.

Michie, Zarie, Mari, Mati, Bear, Iva and Drago also joined.

“Okay. Let’s play.” Drago said.

The game started.

Everyone was in different rooms but in the same discord call. For example, Michie and Zarie were in their room, Mari and Slyth in theirs, Tai and Paula in theirs, and the rest were spread out…somewhere. It’s a huge house. It’s fiction, dude, of course it’s huge. We probably even have a pool. IF TAI CAN HAVE HIS BASEMENT, I GET MY POOL.

There are 2 Impostors Among Us.

“Hey, babe.” Slyth said with her mic off. “I’m gonna stick with you so we’re safe.”

Mari hummed in response.

A sharp inhale echoed through the voice chat before being muted. 

I’VE BEEN MURDERED.” Echoed throughout the house.

“There goes Michie.” Iva snickered.

“Oh no, Michie :(.” Drago said.

Another sigh was heard on discord before “FUCK” echoed through the house.

“And there’s Drago.” Slyth laughed.

Mati hummed as she slid the card in Admin. Slyth was doing wires in there and so was her wife.

Wait, no, fuck.

Mari just killed Mati.

Slyth flipped her mic up and sent a sideward glance at the woman next to her.

“I love you too much to kill you. You’re safe.”

“Isn’t that cheating-”

“Shhh.”

“Fuck, fuck, shit-” Slyth mumbled before continuing playing.

DEAD BODY REPORTED.

“Where?” A few people asked.

“Admin. I saw Slyth and Mari coming out.” Zarie informed. “That’s kind of s-”

“Mari watched me scan. We didn’t go into Admin, we just did wires. I saw Tai coming out as we went thoug-”

“I was in electrical.” Tai replied quickly.

“The impostors usually stalk electrical.” Paula spoke up.

“Are you seriously teaming up on me? So much for love.”

10 seconds to vote left.

“Alright, I’m skipping. Not worth it.” Slyth said.

Agreement hummed.

There are 2 Impostors Among Us.

Everyone split off. However, within a minute, EM was called.

Emergency Meeting.

“What?” 

“Iva slaughtered my girlfriend in cold blood and if we don’t vote her off I am running to her room and strangling her.” Tai calmly threatened.

“Iva?” Slyth asked.

“I didn’t know Paula was in here.” Iva shrugged.

Michie knew. Slyth knew. God dammit, why do they always get Impostor?

“Alright, fine.” Slyth said.

Three votes for Tai and two for Iva. One to skip.

Tai was not The Impostor.

Stomping was heard but the next round began.

Iva followed Zarie whilst Mari tailed Bear. Slyth sat in the cafeteria, waiting. Did she just help her wife win? Maybe. Was Tai going to strangle Iva and call Slyth a simp? Most definitely. To which? Who knows.

Impostors Win.

“SLYTH, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SIMP-” Tai yelled. A door slammed.

“IT’S NOT MY FAULT I LOVE MY WIFE.”

“Guys, please-”

“We can’t have shit in this house.” Bear says over comms.

“Agreed.” Mati and Michie agree.

God, this place is a fucking nightmare. Can’t even play a game without someone being threatened, stoned, or yeeted.

Tags: @maritasdump @your-neighbor-bear @callmemichie @zarieslayer @lilithclawthrone @retroqueen29 @adoras-jacket @maskedman06

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