how much do y'all think lady dimitrescu weighs?

tryna think if I could, technically, pick her up. I may be a smol (5'4", 5'5" with boots), angry bean, but I am surprisingly strong and also VERY determined. Tallest person I’ve picked up was only, idk, just shy of 6 feet? I did have to throw them over my shoulder to balance them, though, and if I tried that with our dear Lady she’d probably touch the floor with both ends. Also that’s not romantic. At all. Bridal style is, but the tallest person I’ve picked up that way is only 5'8", and weighs half as much as I do.

kinda… wanna work out again. like, until I could conceivably pick up a 9'6" vampire. obviously I will never need to do that irl, but I just… want to be capable. make all the monsters swoon over these biceps (hopefully they don’t mind that my muscles have some “insulation”)

for reference my previous deadlift record is about 350 lbs, which is roughly 159 kilograms